shoesofmoriarty replied to your post: Joanna, my love, my sexy queen of porn, please pleaaaaaase teach me a bit Spanish

anything. AAANYYTHIING

ANYTHING? Dammit, okay. Let’s start with the important stuff.

Unicorn -> Unicornio

Kitten -> Gatito

Tea -> Té

Porn -> Porno

Followers -> Seguidores.

Words that stay the same: Doctor, angel, names of people and sites. 

You don’t want to know the names they put on movies and series, they’re awful so we try to keep them in English when we speak between fangirls.

Curse words: Weon, conchetumadre, maraca, culia/o… there are so many I can’t even. We’re very creative for that.